Archive for the ‘Birthday One Liners’ Category

Fun Birthday Sayings #2

Category: Birthday One Liners | Author: | Date: July 10th, 2011

It’s always fun to say something funny to a person you love. Especially for Birthday, if the person you’re saying to has somewhat of sense for humor. If not, you better skip some from here hehe. Either case, check them out and use if you like;

  • Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs.
  • The only assured gift that every one of us gets on our birthday is another year.
  • The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
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Birthday Jokes and One liners

Category: Birthday One Liners | Author: | Date: July 3rd, 2011

Well, you should sometimes make a joke about somebody’s age, right? Well, wouldn’t suggest doing that with women too much or often, or at least – be careful, but in general, people usually expect some jokes if there’s a reason for them. Check those below see if they inspire you…

  • I’m not getting older. I just collect wrinkles!
  • Too young to be this old!
  • I’m not that old!  I demand a recount!
  • So many candles, so little cake!
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Birthday Card Sayings

Category: Birthday One Liners | Author: | Date: July 3rd, 2011

We all have a lot of friends, and sometimes you would like to write down something funny in their Birthday card, right? Check this stuff below, maybe it’ll inspire you or you can even use them as they are, but in any case – those are some cool and fun birthday sayings you can use.

  • Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely.
  • When you’re happy, I’m happy. When you’re sad, I’m sad. When you’re lonely, call me! Meantime, have a smashin’ birthday.
  • May the bird of paradise fly up your noseMay an elephant caress you with his toes.
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